Took My Uber Driver on a Date (pt2)
Shooting my shot w/ an Uber Driver... again.
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  • Jack K
    Jack K

    2:35 3:33 3:45 5:31 Is this a Black Mirror episode, Swoozie?

  • Gacha Potato
    Gacha Potato

    Um no I've never had a oovoo javer (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

  • cop kid
    cop kid

    Grab purchase uber grab is like uber but not in america

  • First Last
    First Last

    One of ur stories got me a girlfriend it expired me to do it

  • FrAnk Scott
    FrAnk Scott

    He took his ovo Javier on a date again1!!1!1!1!1!1

  • Jackthelizard

    Yo swooz: Wha da GIF do?

  • BoyZee


  • Conspiracy queens
    Conspiracy queens

    nobody: uber driver: swoozie: dont give me 0 stars or i will cry

  • Conspiracy queens
    Conspiracy queens

    uber driver: swoozie: lets go out

  • just monika
    just monika

    Ayy I haven't watched you in 2 years I'm so sorry!

  • Switch Fan94
    Switch Fan94

    🧐hmmm sounds like a Sex Group wanting views on Pornhub: •Justine runs a few businesses and didn’t provide names •Group of high class people •Justine getting girls for the house •Finds A black man •Feeds the black man with drinks possibly drugging him •Going to an unknown house Good job Swoozie on keeping your eyes up. I’ve seen a lot of SVU and this sounds like a SVU type story.

  • LStar Gaming
    LStar Gaming

    Diego Martin gettin so shoot up now ah days we yuh lucky u gone u.s.a

  • Emerson Ottoline Quin
    Emerson Ottoline Quin

    Swoozie be more careful ok ? :(

  • Mitchell Moinat
    Mitchell Moinat

    Did you ever rent out MGM studios Disney World?

  • Malte Olsson
    Malte Olsson

    I just realized you’re in UA-my rewind this year XD

  • ClearlyElemental

    But the real question is... did your Uber rating drop?

  • Sooper Dude
    Sooper Dude

    Reply when you became a fan of Swoozie! Been a fan since 2016

  • Max the fooball taco
    Max the fooball taco

    *k so I got off of breakfast* *then I wanted sum pussy so I got wha I wanted*

  • Jacob Walden
    Jacob Walden

  • Eddy

    🤔that's a scam they tryna rob you or kill ya bro, going missing giving ya drinks you better watch out! Sounds like a bar scam to me hbu you guys?

  • hailey andra
    hailey andra

    i just wanna know who paid the bill.....

  • Toxic Universe
    Toxic Universe

    Y'all I've seen Hostel. Good that you didn't go. Stay safe out there!

  • Keri

    Not gonna lie, that sounds like a human trafficking ring. You should take her picture to the authorities and describe what happened to you. Maybe they'd investigate. Or at least report her to Uber and cut off her ability to pick up victims that way.

  • Cj2fresh

    That’s 2 million could have been brought up to a 2 billion

  • gSNIPES2

    How come u never last with any of these girls? Tell a long term relationship story

  • Naruto Jr.
    Naruto Jr.

    I really wanna know what they were gonna do

  • xd grimesgirl
    xd grimesgirl

    Ngl I thought the intro was an ad 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 And the get out reference at the end got me dead💀

  • Alisa Holland
    Alisa Holland

    Two quotes I want to use. "Give me the address one time" and "Not today Satan".

  • SnackingOnAnts

    Swoozie either dodged human trafficking or an orgy

  • Richard Nguyen
    Richard Nguyen

    This lady was doing some cardi b business


    Dawg you passed up an opportunity for an orgy.

  • monstarr .x
    monstarr .x

    Human trafficking o.o

  • ilovejoevids proNivas
    ilovejoevids proNivas

    Swoozie you get throught

  • Lucy EDWARDS
    Lucy EDWARDS

    No no no drinking foe me this is a Christian hotline😆😆😂😂

    • Lucy EDWARDS
      Lucy EDWARDS

      Thanks for my first two likes wait why is it blue

  • Pamela Lopez
    Pamela Lopez

    Swoozie do you play rainbow six siege you should make a video if you play

  • Ethan Flett
    Ethan Flett

    Bro you were in a mr beast video

  • 1nfin17y

    2:20 This is the moment that swoozie knew He fucked up

  • Tectonic Turtle
    Tectonic Turtle

    This nigga met cardi B 😴

  • Golden Gucci
    Golden Gucci

    I think swoozie has got a bunch of girls in his dms

  • Lily Erwin
    Lily Erwin

    Swoozie omg we had to put my dog down today and ur vids are like the only thing making me laugh

  • Jonathan Schelberg
    Jonathan Schelberg

    #shanghainoon "uno mas"

  • Remy Williams
    Remy Williams

    Sooooooooo what did she say back?

  • Switch Fan94
    Switch Fan94

    6:58 This is a Christian Server

  • sadlife lol
    sadlife lol

    Im tired af

  • Aidan Swenson
    Aidan Swenson

    Ted Bundy is a serial killer.

  • Wulffy Jr.
    Wulffy Jr.

    Lemme cop dat instagwam son

  • Dasha Espinal
    Dasha Espinal

    •~• ❤️🎂

    • Dasha Espinal
      Dasha Espinal


  • sheldon hamilton
    sheldon hamilton


  • Briheem Thompson
    Briheem Thompson

    Cant waot for Sunday😖😖

  • Posner Anime
    Posner Anime

    Pedophile: so how was the drink? Me: 6:06

  • SawRunner

    Swoozie: this uber drives a 100 000$ ford Also Swoozie: *draws a mercedes*

    • Ostrid Everon
      Ostrid Everon

      hes didnt say ford he said car in a very weird accent like COOHR or somthing

  • T1C3

    O hell nah lol That's dat to good to be true scenario, plus the ghost drinking club, o nope nope nope

  • sean henderson
    sean henderson

    when you said she was getting more girls I thought we were about to have another how i nearly lost my v card story


    Dammm 😂😂😂 You could be trapped 😆😆



  • David Doodles
    David Doodles

    9:11 Not today Satan!

  • A. A
    A. A

    I see the human trafficking business is still thriving


    *sniff sniff* Smells like roofies to me 😂

  • Mistical Thoughts
    Mistical Thoughts

    “No no, no alcohol for me, this is the Christian hotline, bye”🤣

  • Ultramarine Waters
    Ultramarine Waters

    How did swoozie drop a video and I didn’t know???

  • T-Visor XYZ
    T-Visor XYZ

    Swoozie idk how you do it. Been a fan since 2014 and your level of storytelling is still consistent and amazing. Hilarious story btw, wish my life had some moments like that 😂

  • Kamal Sidik
    Kamal Sidik

    Swoozie my G keep it up, you be making my day every waking moment!

  • xd massamassa
    xd massamassa

    6:27 FACTS MY GUY

  • Riyaan Ibrahim
    Riyaan Ibrahim

    It’s so funny cause i just got an Uber ad rit before this

  • brittain stafford
    brittain stafford

    Wow fr you dodged a HUGE BULLET

    • ya2pir2gojlr

      can u explain the human trafficking more? how would that work in swoozies case

  • 123GO Studios
    123GO Studios

    4:45 you ain’t taking me to no secondary location

  • Mr.snipershot21 - Gameplays and vlog's
    Mr.snipershot21 - Gameplays and vlog's

    does he take long to post bc it takes a long time to make this or he just does not want to ?

  • jiminniee

    this was starting to sound like Get Out lmao

    • jiminniee

      okay well you mentioned it like a minute later xD nvm

  • jonathan cazales
    jonathan cazales

    We need more Stacy from blockbuster

  • Emma Fetherman
    Emma Fetherman

    Bill Jensen would be proud

  • Sub Bot
    Sub Bot

    They wanted to leave the country with him

  • mars

    What’s TFti

  • Chilling in the comments
    Chilling in the comments

    G wagon G wagon G wagon G wagon G wagon

  • Wafflez !
    Wafflez !

    shit I can’t imagine getting drunk. doesn’t it make your stomach feel weird and make you throw up?

  • Katherine Perez
    Katherine Perez

    I used to do lyft, not for the money, i was just bored

  • Brad Van
    Brad Van

    Fr fr this could’ve been a horror story if swoozie changed the music and everything lol

    • Justin Ponado
      Justin Ponado

      true af

  • KP

    This is pure comedy 😂😂😂

  • KP

    😂😂😂 Blockbuster Woman Lmaoo

  • Jeanelle Bannerman
    Jeanelle Bannerman

    took my ovoo javer on a date

  • TheStimuli

    Swoozie only guy afraid of an orgy.


    I feel like we need another part to this. So many unanswered questions!

    • Jack Cook
      Jack Cook


  • Zig Znagol
    Zig Znagol

    Howlin Rays gonna make so much money

  • General Goldy Semper Fi future Marine
    General Goldy Semper Fi future Marine

    See swoozie this why you need to keep a Glock or a Colt 1911 hidden in your underwear on safety cause 1 wrong move and your not having children and i swear this this only happens in LA

  • KingAssassin 00
    KingAssassin 00

    Boi get on my 5 star lvl

  • ᖙαиιɛƖ ツシ
    ᖙαиιɛƖ ツシ

    *I don't know no uber javer*

  • General Goldy Semper Fi future Marine
    General Goldy Semper Fi future Marine

    I would just slowly get out and walk home

  • Apriya Corrothers
    Apriya Corrothers

    Include stacy from metro west more

  • Matilda Da Gacha Newb
    Matilda Da Gacha Newb

    Get out is the best horror movie

  • Jake Paul
    Jake Paul

    Swoozie where you in Mr best youtuber batter because I sea the vido

  • Margot Blue
    Margot Blue

    PSSSST Swoozie my man I know you were in that 100k Battle Royale fight With balloons and other UA-myrs

    • Sahmira Tomlin
      Sahmira Tomlin

      Fuck me daddy❤💋

  • Ife Johnson
    Ife Johnson


  • TAY-K 47
    TAY-K 47

    She gay swooz!

  • Jay Bae
    Jay Bae

    Had a similar situation happy. I faked drunk after pouring out drinks and almost got put in a random car. Not today satan!

    • Jay Bae
      Jay Bae

      +Ultramarine Waters thanks! people are crazy :/

    • Ultramarine Waters
      Ultramarine Waters

      Jay Bae Thank God you are ok!!

  • thatoneguy 95
    thatoneguy 95

    But what happened,and so what if U got shanked u would feel it like holy balls but sha won't die.

  • Golden Gucci
    Golden Gucci

    Who ever disliked should be ashamed this is good content

    • Benita Bahoya
      Benita Bahoya

      It's Justine and her friends

  • Red Gaming
    Red Gaming

    Hey swoozie where is FTW part 5

  • Bmore Queen
    Bmore Queen

    Damn, I was invested. I wanted to know what happened at that house. Like I wish we could ask one of the people that went.

  • Sweaty Mode
    Sweaty Mode

    I feel like there where going to play twister all night

  • Bosanac Bosanac
    Bosanac Bosanac

    Do a part 3

  • Most BEAUTIFUL Angel
    Most BEAUTIFUL Angel

    Bro I'm glad you didn't mess with her probably had a STD