Stephen Delivers The Restate Of Our Union
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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert delivers a LIVE monologue following Trump's un-lively State of the Union Address.
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  • V S
    V S

    Hey look the party that crushes babies heads and sucks them out with a vacuum for money.

  • Glass Monty
    Glass Monty

    As bad as your government is, at least you have something to laugh about. We can't even get that right.

  • Tamika Craig
    Tamika Craig

    8:33...CLASSIC!

  • Steve's Place
    Steve's Place

    Remember when Latenight TV wasn't some old tired hack doing lame Trump jokes for two hours?

  • Penguine Sandra
    Penguine Sandra

    lol....pretty good. Ignorqnt people actually believe him and he is the biggest con man in the world. lmbo. he doesnt want to be investigated. lmbo. hahaha.

  • Penguine Sandra
    Penguine Sandra

    build a wall around Maralago then, crane tRump over it. maybe he will stay in there.

  • Vincent Gaulin
    Vincent Gaulin

    I like the 1984 ref there.

  • Jeff Corsiglia
    Jeff Corsiglia

    It takes a teleprompter and a bouncing cheeseburger for a president to give a speech. WTF US!

  • smacktalk flock
    smacktalk flock

    wait tell you see guys trumps winning the second term

  • One time
    One time

    Unreal how biased this show is...

  • Jon Hoj / singer / songwriter/ NWI
    Jon Hoj / singer / songwriter/ NWI

    I cant stand his smug un-funny face... Sore that he list an election 2 years ago and is still bitching... Even at good things like high employment numbers and booming economy... Good one numb nuts

  • Linda Clark
    Linda Clark

    Jobs are up because so many have to have two and three jobs each.

  • Ivy King
    Ivy King

    We certainly cant compete in Blacks in prison Citizens shot dead by police Citizens shot dead by citizens People without healthcare People without assurance People without income thanks to shutdown Money spent on political campaign Ignorant remarks made by the president Arrogance Price of education Price of healthcare Children died of bulletwounds And I can go on for a while, Get real America..

  • Heavy Hoss
    Heavy Hoss

    I thought this was supposed to be a comedy show

  • Hyper Sonic
    Hyper Sonic

    13:34 More like people are free to die to lack of health insurance, free to choke on the smoke from coal, and wither in misery from the extreme prolonged temperatures caused by green house gasses. USA: For the people, by the people, learn it!

  • Yaelia
    Yaelia

    I really want to know what is going thru Pence’s mind......

  • jay kennedy
    jay kennedy

    Colbert is a disgrace to humanity.

  • Anthaleus Decriseus
    Anthaleus Decriseus

    What is so wrong with a border wall and legal immigration enforcement? Two years I studied. Two years. And I found no evidence that either options are bad for the country or our humanitarian efforts. So how are either bad? I’m not a member of either party nor any fringe parties lol. I just want to open up the conversation and talk about this civilly, inviting comments from both and all parties.

  • Leon Rodgers
    Leon Rodgers

    Steven Colbert is a fool. America is killing it right now.

  • Leon Rodgers
    Leon Rodgers

    Steven is also a major liar, Trump presently has his highest poll numbers. Over 52%. And these ignorant fools are going to get trounced again in 2020.

  • Joe Lasss
    Joe Lasss

    I’ve never seen so much hate for a person other than Donald trump. I get he’s not great but every second ppl going after him that makes our country look great as a society... really makes our nation look strong

  • Neil Vandeloo
    Neil Vandeloo

    There were a few blunders, but overall trump made a great speech.

  • Zhi W
    Zhi W

    Funny Stephen quoted 1984, a novel commonly taught at school, at least in the US, as a satire that criticizes communism and government control. I don’t believe that is the intent of the book. It’s childish to see Big Brother as evil.

  • Queen of Moderation
    Queen of Moderation

    #TULSI2020

  • Mitsuo Mits
    Mitsuo Mits

    The little music at the very end sounds like the style of a Stevie Wonders' song.... 😅

  • Todd Merrell
    Todd Merrell

    If it weren't my economy, not wasn't. It's the contrary to fact subjunctive mood. I can't believe how stupid this country has become, even beyond who they elected as president. Obnoxious.

  • Todd Merrell
    Todd Merrell

    Can someone PLEASE tell the Republicans to stop referring to the Democratic party as the Democrat party? Otherwise we shall henceforth call you the Republic party. How do you like THEM apples?

  • Michael Nelson
    Michael Nelson

    🤣😃😅🤣😊👍👍👍👏👏👏

  • pol core
    pol core

    Rolling on the floor with that law n order line.

  • Das Dacat
    Das Dacat

    Colbert for President 2020

  • clod8
    clod8

    Is he threatening us? He’ll start a war if we continue to investigate? Sounds guilty af

  • qqleq2
    qqleq2

    Paid family leave seems like pretty good and socialist idea... Why still make a joke about that?

  • Parlez64
    Parlez64

    LOVE BERNIE....!

  • Parlez64
    Parlez64

    Cool that Ms. Pelosi was editing trump's grammar as he spat lies. Or, was she keeping track of them? 101 check; 102 check... .Anyway, it was cool defiance. Luvvit !

  • Alexander Fisher
    Alexander Fisher

    Transformed science, then decided to ignore it

  • Gregory Ashton
    Gregory Ashton

    Alien vs Predator, aka Eric vs Don Jr.

  • MikeL
    MikeL

    Everything about Trump's policies is Reaganesque. You are all brainwashed and indoctrinated by the criminal fake media and perversed hollywood weirdos.

  • Alice Donato
    Alice Donato

    "Economic miracle" is precisely what dictators have said in Brazil...

  • SkippingRhyme
    SkippingRhyme

    Is that all his sidekick can say??? LmaO

  • Rebecca Hamm
    Rebecca Hamm

    Bernie looked like he was 1. Trying not to slap trump and 2. Was trying not to yell "ARE YOU SURE *ALL* OF US WERE BORN FREE?"

  • ITS ME
    ITS ME

    trump is a hoodlum. He talks like one. Acts like one. And threatens everyone like one.

  • noti awo
    noti awo

    I love this guy lol

  • BigG99
    BigG99

    Does Colbert realize that 76 percent of the nation approved of the speech and 81 percent of independents approved of the speech. They don't agree on anything! That would mean that Colbert and his groupies are in the bottom 25% minority of the nation on this one. This is why the monologue bombed so badly.

  • Cyrus D
    Cyrus D

    "The most extraordinary nation in all of history"...wow, I would raise my eyebrows and call it a Trup exaggeration, if not because every president of the USA have said the same thing. All those "God bless America" must work like a charm to achieve "extraordinarity" I guess? Damn, talk about oversized ego. Keep it up ex-British colony!

  • B. B.
    B. B.

    I love you & Bernie Sanders!!

  • Yashas Redd
    Yashas Redd

    Why hasn't anyone talked about Nancy's reaction the *whole* time?!

    • Ginerization
      Ginerization

      Because they are all sheep who don't want to point out Nancy is a senile old woman.

  • Yashas Redd
    Yashas Redd

    *America* - *You got conned, big time!*

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan

    No coercion, domination, or control? Tell that to the Africans and Native Americans who were enslaved, killed, raped, or otherwise brutalized. Still happening. Yeah.

  • PunkNoodle 360
    PunkNoodle 360

    What is that song that plays during the Bernie Sanders part?

  • 719505575
    719505575

    Russian puppet.

  • Majidah
    Majidah

    Over 70% of the people who saw this disagree with Colbert

  • CATS RULE
    CATS RULE

    If you don't agree with the President condemning after birth abortions, human/ child trafficking well then No you don't like it! Save the children save the people!

    • Dwight K. Schrute
      Dwight K. Schrute

      * no law exists that allows so called "after birth abortion" * Human/child trafficking will still exist with or without a wall. A wall is the equivalent to plugging your ears, closing you eyes and singing lalalala.

  • Daemoncles RatHeir
    Daemoncles RatHeir

    Black History Month (African-American History Month) and Science versus Religion: "With success comes responsibility and with responsibility comes failure, because responsibility is not of a gamer's etiquette or enjoyment." -Daemoncles RatHeir People who rebel against world values like their made of cheese usually end up like Icarus when they find out the cheese it hot and fiery. It doesn't matter what race or skin color you are or have. World values are not white, it just seems that way from their perspectives. Slavery was a world value and not a white toy and world values are slow to change, but the civil war (1861-65 A.D.) was amongst the bloodiest. People see religion under fire at world levels, yet they refuse to accept it. Religion is made of cheese, my friend and at any given moment there are people who can see that. World values are slow to change... Interesting fact on Population Growth: Two-field to three-field agricultural transitions in the high Middle-Ages and contributed to population rises due to improved nutrition and food availability for humans and animals, but also gave rise to a need for the exploitation of under-utilized laborers and gave extra freedoms for other skills such as miners, smiths, carpenters and masons who also contributed technology to the fields (non-strangulating horse collars, etc). Other ways to increase production such as assarting came into the way in 1000 to 1300 A.D. which required an increase in iron production. Without the seemingly obvious cause and effect, the population still has continued to grow since then. At the time, slavery was already dying out under Latin Christian domination because you could not enslave Catholics, thus as pagans were Christianized, the pool of available slaves was in short supply. One can easily look at the time frame here and judge the slow wheels of justice. The problem seems to me is that we are mixing population rises and economic supply with freedoms that are hard to support in a swift timeframe. It's not a question of doling out money because supply does not meet demand in a population this large. The wheels of justice on religion have been moving since Copernicus-Galileo, Franklin-Delibar, Humboldt in Prussia, Separation of Church and State, Darwin-Dawkins, CERN-Hawkings, maybe even pre-Jesus... People fear the embarrassments of their social classes, especially with all these neat modern smith toys and after paying for an education they could never really afford, so they get into debt, do drugs, and crash, or go crazy, still refusing to live within their means. Then they end up criminals and have no life opportunities left, but they never could afford them anyway. Jordan, William: Europe in the High Middle Ages. 2001 "Every passion of the soul is most hostile to its salvation", " To have a blunt sword is as improper as to use ineffectual freedom of speech" -The Words of Pythagoras as Through Iamblichus. (6th century B.C.)

  • 007 c
    007 c

    Man this is a joke

  • Spirit7862
    Spirit7862

    why is jon still allowed on the show???? holy jesus

  • Bienvenido Laborte
    Bienvenido Laborte

    Shit man!!! The man behind is soooooooooooooo spooky!!!

  • V N
    V N

    Stephen Colbert is pure evil man, Lucifer indeed!!!

  • Goodbye USA
    Goodbye USA

    They should have splashed some red blood on their white outfits to show that they also support abortion

  • Goodbye USA
    Goodbye USA

    WAtching paint lie. lol. good one

  • Isaac Wilcox
    Isaac Wilcox

    disrespectful and rude

  • Ronald Donn
    Ronald Donn

    Wait a minute...according to actual facts, job opportunities increased under...uhm, let's see...Obama. And I'm pretty sure Forbes isn't backed by Russians, so, yeah.

  • Happy Guy
    Happy Guy

    Stephen Colbert is a man full of hate he has no idea the difference between right and wrong he uses his fame to spread hate instead of love in the nation. He will never ever get close to being as great as the mud stain under President Trump's shoe...he should be ashamed of himself, hateful man. What does he contribute to the world stupid jokes that we heard a million times before all he does is make fun of people yeah real funny real original." Stephen Colbert leaves tv show" that's an amazing title

  • veethika Singh
    veethika Singh

    When Fox News reported on trumps personal schedual, in the comments people were saying that it's his personal schedule or he could eat 4 Big Macs and do more work than deems ever did, yes they defended him doing nothing, this is a leader of a world super power.

  • M R
    M R

    I give you money if you pretend to be blind and deaf.

  • Patricia Gamber
    Patricia Gamber

    Trump is a chump of a punk

  • Michael Boyer
    Michael Boyer

    Too bad Stephen Colbert is so lame he can't be funny without degrading others.

  • MSB 1997
    MSB 1997

    “we will never be a socialist nation” he says after talking about a socialist program... that is a good program...

  • Pilot Forever
    Pilot Forever

    He redefined the middle class for sure, he eliminated it. May the odds be ever in our favor, because the American citizens are FUCKED!!!

  • dephxaz
    dephxaz

    The GOP accused Obama of Socialist, he inherited a bankrupt country and look the Awesome economy he left for all Americans.

  • YTRulesFromNM
    YTRulesFromNM

    Thirty seven thousand shit bags watched this video.

  • Jonas Hagerfors
    Jonas Hagerfors

    People on the american left are really hateful huh. It's kind of funny to see.

  • Chucky Blowchunks
    Chucky Blowchunks

    Omg Haaaaaaa

  • GEORGE LOOKAS
    GEORGE LOOKAS

    No matter who is president the other side absolutely hates them and cry the entire presidency. So amazing how socialist and racist the Democrats are. So disgusting the Democrats are so far from the Kennedy years. No idea how this can be repaired , but it can be fixed.

  • Garry Bryan
    Garry Bryan

    At least Obama could speak for periods without staring at the prompter . . .

  • Mae Allende
    Mae Allende

    lets admit it , the current president of the United States of America puts a smile of weirdness on every Americans ... if I was there I wouldn't be able to contain my laughter to his speech

    • Graham Kenneth
      Graham Kenneth

      Hi greetings from the US Marine base 5 Unit camp here in Aleppo Syria

  • David Pugh
    David Pugh

    Define the middle class by pushing them into total destruction. ;) Take all their money - cashflow - and ruin it... That is what he learned from Robert kiyosaki right?

  • Drakyry
    Drakyry

    ORANGE MAAAAAAANNNNNN1!!!!!111111111111

  • Avro Arrow
    Avro Arrow

    I can't even bring myself to listen to Trump lie, er, I mean talk! Yes, that's it! I can't ring myself to listen to Trump "talk" anymore.

  • playingdablues
    playingdablues

    58% of the jobs....women make up 47% of the workforce. That ain't much of a difference really. Low wage jobs mostly and unfortunately.

  • medash lashal
    medash lashal

    what goes around comes around

  • Jitters Longpaw
    Jitters Longpaw

    i don't want trump to resign, i want him impeached. this way there is a chance to nail pence and get his stupid ass out of there too.

  • Dick Piano
    Dick Piano

    as a non-american, i hope trump gets a second term. :)

  • Paul Herbst
    Paul Herbst

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • David Lozano
    David Lozano

    Stephen what is your beef with trump. He's not racist, he talks like every other man and he tells the truth like everyone should. Thats more than i can say about Hillary. I'm watching this to laugh and the only funny thing about it is your incredible trump impression. Please get some new material and stop taking jokes from Don Lemon.

  • duy quan duc
    duy quan duc

    As an outsider who's really interested in the US culture, I think this channel is far too extreme for an entertaining late night show, it just not funny anymore. It's propaganda, brainwashing, disrespectful and full of hatred toward Trump. Your country is being divided by these kind of media. Meanwhile, what you should do is give Trump a chance and keep an eye on his policies for your betterment. I personally dont like Trump but I dont think anybody should be treated like that. Your country is being brainwashed by those hateful emotion.

    • King Dedede
      King Dedede

      As an American citizen, reading this comment made me genuinely happy. Thanks for the smile and yeah, the tribalism here is insane.

  • Pat Rainville
    Pat Rainville

    I love that...I choose that you face a trial cause that would be great! HAHA

  • South korea took Over my life
    South korea took Over my life

    "immigrants are drug dealers and are stealing our jobs" yes john, with YOUR college graduation certificate, alex chen the taiwanese oncologist is stealing YOUR job

  • Trotsky or Bust
    Trotsky or Bust

    Trump takes nearly a $1 Billion in government aid, than rips Socialism. @eyQU

  • Lan Hughes
    Lan Hughes

    What about illegals worked for Trumps ...? Lies lying. as a rugs

  • Lan Hughes
    Lan Hughes

    His not drinking so that what HIS said ..his much on drugs..

  • Scott Scott
    Scott Scott

    This guy has no class

  • Scott Scott
    Scott Scott

    Trump 2020

  • MJB For Trump
    MJB For Trump

    Stephen, here's a JOKE for you: How can you tell the difference between a Conservative and a Liberal? The Conservative works his butt off everyday, being productive and paying taxes and the Liberal sits on his lazy behind all day collecting a welfare check, getting high and watching FAKE NEWS and LAUGHING at GOOFY STEPHEN COLBERT slamming our hard working, successful President!

  • john echols
    john echols

    Investigate Hillary and Bill.

  • 0tube0user
    0tube0user

    guess when you got nothing, nit picking is the only way to go, or nitwitt picking , jokes for yokels

  • jens jensen
    jens jensen

    even though i like trump but this is hilarious

  • Bradley Lambie
    Bradley Lambie

    BRILLIANT

  • zxKAOS1
    zxKAOS1

    Trump in a nutshell.. "if something bad is happening to me, then we need to come together to block it. If something bad is happening to someone else, then screw them!"

  • Kayan Clarke
    Kayan Clarke

    14:40 Jon plays “Jailhouse Rock” by Elvis Presley 😅

  • princesscaraful
    princesscaraful

    When shall we two meet, my Kim? In thunder, lightning or in rain? When the hurly-burly‘s done When the indictments have begun

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