Joe Rogan Experience #1269 - Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen is an actor and stand-up comedian, and together with Brendan Schaub he also hosts “The Fighter & The Kid” podcast. His new stand up special "Complicated Apes" is now available to download on iTunes, Amazon, and various other platforms.

  • Chi Shaun
    Chi Shaun

    Coach Anthony brought me here

  • Beyaj

    Get myth on the podcast pls

  • Austin's Thoughts
    Austin's Thoughts

    Joe "most of my diet is elk meat" Rogan.

  • Jesse Cabezas
    Jesse Cabezas

    Bryan callen i like him but hes super wrong America independent 1776 the civil war ended 1865 that equals 89yrs .... from 1865 to 2019 is 154yrs without slavery we free slaves longer than we had slaves as a nation and America was the only country to fight a war to end slavery

  • Max Perez
    Max Perez

    The U.S. has not been a country with slaves longer than without them. If Callen's talking about the first people that came to the U.S. sure, but technically the country started in 1776 and to 1865 that's only 89 years of slavery. 1865 to 2019 is 154 years

  • Over Heated EsKim0
    Over Heated EsKim0

    People will say he is a lightweight but when your not a smoker and you smoke a blunt there's a lot of weed in one toke from none smoker

  • Mark Karavan
    Mark Karavan

    Get Donald J. Trump on the show.

    • Nethercide

      Mark Karavan fuck you

  • CreativeMe

    Joe "I love that guy to death" Rogan

  • uisce_beatha

    You say we need a well funded fire department... ROFL. 80% of fire fighters are volunteers.

    • David Delaney
      David Delaney

      Well we dont give those volunteers buckets and supersoakers to put out fires. Paying fire fighters in my area is stupid. Havnt had a fire in 50 years.

  • Andrew Zobava
    Andrew Zobava

    spending more money doesn't fix the problem Joe "I voted for Hillary and Bernie twice" Rogan

  • Austin Reid
    Austin Reid

    Every podcast seems to eventually turn into a MMA show

  • David Hambrick
    David Hambrick

    Joe makes weed sound so pretentious it

  • Jay Rock
    Jay Rock

    joe "say you put a llama in a backpack" rogan

  • Matthew McCaffry
    Matthew McCaffry

    Callen eats pheasant spirits.

  • Mark Ferguson
    Mark Ferguson

    Albert and Jean flag....uh oh, - fucking Buzzkill.I get deja vous on such a regular basis , thinking it is real life Ground Hog Day,- only it's somebody else's day.Come to suspect that people are here for different reasons,- some just to keep the race going, and other's to make things happen; a few get to do both.Some have real choices and options, and some do not.It's the only explanation that currently makes sense; listen here for alternative possible scenarios.Thanks gentlemen, for being one of the few examples of non mindless entertainment.

  • Dale Wilsnagh
    Dale Wilsnagh

    Thank you Bryan for the shout out to Cape Town, it is one of a kind.

  • last generation
    last generation

    U tube needs the middle finger option.callen is a dry fk

  • last generation
    last generation

    What's the deal with french guys with mustache.this guy is like eating a stale tricite cracker.lame much repetition..

  • Grace Period
    Grace Period

    Joe Rogan you should have NVIDIA’s Lead Researcher on the Applied Research Team Brian Catanzaro on the JRE! He is part of the team that developed the PhotoReal drawing Program that Jamie Vernon brought to your attention about 2 hours into this podcast Epsd

  • Dn D
    Dn D

    get some Bowmore 15 year old The Darkest for about 80$ a bottle, it used to be around 40$ a couple years ago, its fucking delicious. a good proper priceworthy scotish single malt

  • Andy D
    Andy D

    Are these guys high?

  • SimpleMan

    Is it the Elk , or all the testosterone therapy?????

  • Logan

    Where can I get Complicated Apes by Bryan Callen?

  • Mike Woodward
    Mike Woodward

    23 minutes in is where Joe loses me, we don't need to tax more to fix things. He's rich if he wants to put forth more he can and should. Some people though are in a spot where theyre good but not good enough to give back extra. Finally I can give back more than my share of taxes but I need less government policies with hands in my pockets and more freedom to use my extra money as I see fit. I'm starting a charity to send comics to kids in Africa. It's just getting going and I don't even have a cool snappy name but the pieces are starting to move.

  • crown

    International scandal Trump signed s447 and sh1224 international scandal. protest Warsaw 11 may 2019

  • villegas24

    "Skeptics" aka idiots

  • Tommy Gunn
    Tommy Gunn

    4 min in and Callen Trolls Joe with Owen Benjiman. 😂😂 (Mustache man)

  • Tommy Gunn
    Tommy Gunn

    Joe Never has an Encyclopedia Britannica banner under his Videos... Not Saying Joes a shill but if you tbink this is just an ad free unsponsored podcast you are wrong...

  • Kalkidan Deme
    Kalkidan Deme

    This is the best JRE

  • E村人

    48:50 I can attest to this bit. I stumbled on a certain reddit post about eczema, a lot of what they described lined up with my own experiences. Turned out I had systemic candidiasis. Fast forward about a year in on oil of oregano and probiotic supplementing. It is absolutely astonishing how much my health has transformed, not just the eczema. Gut health is *HUGE*. And just occasionally taking a supplement isn't good enough. Especially coming from the 'modern american diet' or any other background of not really minding what you eat and you want to start. You want to reset things with something like oil of oregano and other anti-fungals and then go hard on the probiotics. Eat something on a daily basis. Kefir / sourdough is simple to upkeep and intake every day. Lacto-fermented vegetables and pickles are great too. Not the storebought stuff (which might just be crunchy pickles in vinegar or something), make it yourself or make sure it's made right with bacteria.

  • Hogwire

    What podcast is Joe talking about 34:00 min? The podcast that didn't work out?

    • John R
      John R

      Callens buddy Jimmy Burke I think

  • Bedardo

    Wrt TB: I likely took the same cocktail of antibiotics. The pills can cause your optic nerve to swell. To prevent this, you're supposed to take B6 alongside it. Glad I didn't come out colourblind.

  • Nick Hambrick
    Nick Hambrick

    This entire podcast feels rehearsed...there isn't a thing in this entire podcast so far (currently 50% through it) that I haven't heard on another podcast...

    • John R
      John R

      I really enjoy Callen on here but they do go over the same things from time to time

  • blahbleh

    I wish Joe would talk more openly about money. Towards the end where they were talking about the comedian that sold out multiple Madison square garden shows, Bryans like “imagine the kind of money”. Joes like “I’m sure there’s that but...”. Bitch. If you’re selling out Madison square garden money is definitely a fucking thing. It’s just annoying how joe has this “money is not that important. Just save up money and quit your job and love what you do” meanwhile he travels the country/world, eats the best food, drives the best cars ect. Not hating on the dude. I’m extremely happy he’s successful. But don’t brush away money as if it’s this trivial thing. Ok I’m done ranting now lol

  • droid muncher
    droid muncher

    seems like this guest is full of poop imo

  • Levon Stilson
    Levon Stilson

    Lol “why are you running with a gun dude?” “Is that loaded?” “Don’t do that.” Joe is such a fudd

  • J time
    J time

    You have a giant fat abdomen from roids and alcohol joe. It looks like your wearing a flak jacket.

  • Deanna Leystra
    Deanna Leystra

    Bears... If it's black, fight back; if it's brown, lie down; if it's white, goodnight (you're dead)!

  • Danielle Jean
    Danielle Jean

    Anytime Bryan gets a chance to speak French...

  • Zen Zany
    Zen Zany

    i feel like joe’s whole persona changed after he hit the blunt.. like he became nicer. and i feel like bryan callen is constantly acting, like he’s never himself

  • David Walton
    David Walton

    Some of these comments man... Where do yall find the time in your lifes to watch youtube videos and start arguments and saying rude shit to people you don't even know? What a waste of food,space,air and any other recource you slobs take for granted and waste away. Enjoy your lifes go do somethong with your life. Stop wasting it on trying to hurt other people for idek what. How can one take joy in that i cant even compute. But i guess it takes a special type. Ba bye

    • last generation
      last generation

      Same ace u find the time to write a novel

  • Jackson Terrance
    Jackson Terrance

    Bam Margera or Johnny Knoxville would be good guests them Jackass guys are a bunch of wisenhiemers

  • Devante Poe
    Devante Poe

    Tin foil hat. Stay goin deep homeboy 🐍

  • Wolfsli

    Who sleeps for more than 6 hours ? if i press on to even 7-8 hours my whole body ache's. Even still Joe got some really entertaining podcasts, nice to have in the background when you go to the swimming hall.

  • D Money
    D Money

    This man was in a rap song😂 when I saw him I was like wtf




    Perspective? Or

  • schwift

    St. Louis is very industrial, concrete, bland colors, so I totally get what he means. My friend argued me the opposite. He comes from the rich parts and has a perspective of very small percentage of the city.

  • David Cameo
    David Cameo

    Now I want to purchase bespoke shoes...

  • Ethan Vonbehren
    Ethan Vonbehren

    I hate that bryan callen put his standup behind a paywall.

  • Zaiya

    Lol very gay friendly episode fuckin talkim bout guys the whole time still funny af

  • Freedom Cobra
    Freedom Cobra

    All new bullies meeting the new kid in school* “There are two types of people in the world, those who think Robbie was out and those who don’t, which one are you!?”

  • Logan Allen
    Logan Allen

    When all else fails, JRE will be the only station downloaded on my PIP-BOY

    • Meme Review
      Meme Review

      I imagine there'll be a pretty narrow pool of guests. Maybe just Alex Jones.

  • p_mongiello

    Did espn(Disney) send a ceases and desist order to Joe “ want to bet you can find it on the internet” Rogan?

  • Tom Cast
    Tom Cast

    I wanna hit off the shit that crashed Tesla's stock lol

  • Mr Freeman
    Mr Freeman

    Brian "100%" Callen

  • justin moegling
    justin moegling

    Philosophize this is something I recommend full heartedly.

  • Ray Feist
    Ray Feist

    After the Alaska gig I would go to new Orleans and spear alligators. That is good eats. Spear a gator and eat it.

  • Ben Martinez-Romero
    Ben Martinez-Romero

    When are we getting DC on the mma show?

  • Shane Sprague
    Shane Sprague

    "take it easy" at 23:40 HAD ME DYING

  • Patsy Lee Oswald
    Patsy Lee Oswald

    1:35:15 - putting it here to resume this tomorrow.

  • James Smith
    James Smith

    Any chance we could get Martin Shkreli on here? He’s a super controversial guy, but aside from all the media slander the actual actions of this guy is far less sinister than we’re lead to believe, would be interesting to get both sides of the story for once!

  • sebastian barrazaz
    sebastian barrazaz

    You know you are in joe rogans channel when a kettlebell shows up as an add

  • Sol 98
    Sol 98

    When’s the kanye podcast coming?

  • g martin
    g martin

    ESPN Ha ha f*** that no more f****** pay-per-views for me

  • Joshua Smith
    Joshua Smith

    Bryan Callen is like my super gay alter ego

  • Natasha Monique
    Natasha Monique

    We definitely get smarter from listening to other perspectives of the argument. How do we improve without knowing all the possibilities we can think of, and then picking the most appropriate. The scientific approach to problems help us weed out the bad ideas.

  • al a
    al a


  • Joe Ainsworth
    Joe Ainsworth

    Its on MMaShare

  • Bryan Saling
    Bryan Saling

    STL is an ugly, shitty, place. For all Joe's immense wisdom from the Gods in the Earth, he got his wires crossed in saying that STL has good BBQ. KC is the BBQ capitol, and STL has some amazing Italian (google The Hill neighborhood in STL).

  • Derek Parrot
    Derek Parrot

    I've never given the black keys a chance, they never play fast. It's all just slow blues and rock.

  • Jack T
    Jack T

    Joe "mocassin" Rogan

  • dylface94

    Jamie "I edit a photo every single day" Vernon

  • Chris Kinsler
    Chris Kinsler

    "God would never do something that terrible to us en masse."... have you read the book of Revelation in the Bible? The earth is destroyed by fire and brimstone!

  • Jay Bojorquez
    Jay Bojorquez

    1:18:00 it's called the carnivore diet gentlemen. Went from mandatory 8 hours a day to 4 hours any day every day

  • Gotsens

    These 2 look like brothers.

  • Don Shred
    Don Shred

    Joe( medium chain triglycerides) Rogan

  • big joe
    big joe

    I'd love to be on the podcast to argue the issues as a regular guy that leans pretty far right , we need more respectful conversations without screaming at each other , if you're interested in talking to a regular guy who came from nothing and still doesn't want handouts hit me up. Sincerely a happily married home owner and father at 27 .

  • Jay N
    Jay N

    If you guys are going to watch videos then show the fucking video to us. No one is going to fucking copyright strike you over a nature video

  • Yasin Hussein
    Yasin Hussein

    Is TRT for real or messed up?

  • littlesean92


  • John Suman
    John Suman

    Does Bryan train? Not sure if that got covered. Go into it more next time.

  • Sheng Long
    Sheng Long

    joe rogan "you have to be mentally ill to do that", wonder if you could/would say that for terrorists too ? why not just call him a christian white terrorist and stay consistent

  • Daniel Magayna
    Daniel Magayna

    dillon palacio set female track record dpalaciol40 on instagram

  • Stewart Allen
    Stewart Allen

    Religion is like smoking do it because it makes you feel a little better. But it's actually weakening your mental stability.

  • Robert Jozefiak
    Robert Jozefiak

    Jocko does have the short sleeping gene. He talks about it in the Discipline Equals Freedom Field Manual.

  • bastyo

    Joe "I'm a Grindr" Rogan

  • MrAxelf78

    Facts: Russian bots are real. Joe is a democrat and a self proclaimed socialists. How do you MAGA heads deal with that and still watch?

  • Michael Anthony
    Michael Anthony

    Another great JRE. Not sure if anyone touched on this yet but for the record the emancipation proclamation was 1863 not 1865 although I suppose one could argue it would not have been officially adhered to until after the defeat of the South. Importation in the United States was prohibited in 1808 yet in the Spanish colonies it continued to flourish. Also the statement that the United States was a country that had institutionalized slavery longer than it has been abolished is wrong. Slavery has been abolished in the states now for 156 years. The earliest possible date the United States can be considered a self governing country would be 1776 which would mean that slavery was allowed for 87 years. Lastly the British did a great deal to abolish the Slave Trade specifically in the Atlantic, there is little to no record of this action in the Pacific, a region that still has rampant slavery to this very day. I don't mean to sound petty in any way but correct facts go a long way in good conversation. Slavery is still a massive problem in this world and deserves to be addressed in a serious way. No human being has the right to own another

    • nathan gatts
      nathan gatts

      I totally agree

  • kold

    Get Wes Anderson on a podcast! i would pay good money for that

    • NS56sn

      kold Yes please!!!!!!🔥🙌🏻🔥

  • Mitch S
    Mitch S

    Joe looks like a Thumbthumb from Spy Kids.

  • Callan Blount
    Callan Blount

    1:50:57 Oh shit! When they bring up your town in JRE

  • Suhayl Vawda
    Suhayl Vawda

    5 million!!!

  • LostXBoyz Productionz!
    LostXBoyz Productionz!

    What about on Netflix? Why isn’t your special on Netflix?

  • Bernie Diveley
    Bernie Diveley

    Great show

  • KaizerDraco

    after forty something years, these two figured out: JUST HOW IMPORTANT IT IS FOR MEN TO BE AND LIVE LIKE A MAN listen boys, being manly is top TOP PRIORITY, pussy money fame cars are all secondary easy things in life

  • Chris Brown
    Chris Brown


  • ChadChad1776

    Bought his special after 21 minutes of this podcast. Had to.. It was in my god damn sock drawer! It's ok...

  • Butt Lord
    Butt Lord

    Callen is wrong about the US allowing slavery for longer than it didn't. The US didn't exist until 1776, it wasn't a nation then, and slavery was officially abolished in 1865. Both Joe and Bryan totally miss the mark on slavery too when they speak about it being this terrible thing that no one thought about for millennia - it still happens today, just nobody cares because they're semi comfortable. There's still traditional slavery in the Middle East, much of Africa, and I think certain parts of Asia, and most people in the 1st world are debt slaves whether they admit it or not. You have to pay your government just to exist and function and most people are also in debt up to their eyeballs to some corporation or three. Slavery was never really truly abolished, the conditions and terms were just improved for the slave.

  • Tom

    Joe "65% of my DNA is Elk" Rogan

    • hc pi
      hc pi

      That's entirely possible, Bryan Osorio.

    • Bryan Osorio
      Bryan Osorio

      Tom keep doing that joke. It’s funny.